Not everyone in America has fallen into the CrackerVerse. There are still plenty of people who understand their country once had a global responsibility to maintain some level of stability. Unfortunately… the Saltines aren’t among them.

A Saltine is a westerner whose racism is so intense, it harms them as much as it harms others. They mix ignorance with a strange arrogance — the kind that insists they’re “exceptional” while ignoring every piece of evidence to the contrary.

This isn’t just a quirk. It’s malice wrapped in pride.
And when your cousins elected the most arrogant, least-qualified Saltine in history — and handed him the nuclear codes — they proved the problem wasn’t just him… it was the millions who wanted him there.

When we say “Saltine,” we mean the unwashed, unlearned colonists who once stole a continent because they couldn’t build their own… and who now write laws to protect their privilege while pretending to believe in equality.

That’s a Saltine.
Want to see what they’ve been up to lately?